When I started watching Buffy, I immediately developed an embarrassing schoolboy crush on Willow, played by Alyson Hannigan. Last night, in a dream, we went out on a date. Unfortunately, my dream version of Alyson was really awkward and uncommunicative, accessing my databanks and deciding to use my first girlfriend as source material. Oh well.

I miss those Buffy dreams, hanging out on the set with the Scooby gang, chillin’ with Oz.